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BARNEY/ROBIN MOMENTS BY EPISODE
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Marshall: I’m sorry about your spectacles.
Ted: It’s okay. They were decorative.

(Source: robin-scherbatsky)

Haha hey, remember back when Lily was AWESOME?!

… Yeah, I miss it, too. 

(Source: bumblebee-bat)

Barney: I, Ted Evelyn Mosby…
Ted: I, Ted Why-Did-I-Ever-Tell-You-My-Middle-Name Mosby…
Barney: … solemnly swear not to tell our friends that Quinn is a stripper.
Ted: … solemnly swear not to tell our friends that Quinn is a stripper… who duped you out of lots of money.
Barney: You’re only supposed to repeat after me!
Ted: You’re only supposed to repeat after me!
Barney: Stop it!
Ted: Stop it!
Barney: SILENCE!

How I Met Your Mother - 7.19 “Broath”

This is all so eerily accurate. 

(Source: alexanderleeraymondsublett)

psychedelicshithole:

hey guys. this is rex. he’s a possum. i found him in the trash. he lives with us now.

[x]

(Source: outlinedsilver)

HIMYM | 5.08 “The Playbook”

brainysmurfette:

Barney & Robin: Season 7 premiere promo

I keep seeing these promos/photos and thinking “OMG hot.” And that’s the extent of my thought process.

(Source: strengthofyourbeliefs)

OMG hot.

doctorkongx:

Super herpes rofl.

hellyeahhowimetyourmother:

Barney: Are you calling me fat? If there is one thing you never do, it’s call a woman fat right to her face!