Marian: Hey, Guy, even though I know you have trust issues, and even though I’ve broken through that barrier and gotten you to trust me over the course of two years, and even though you went to the ends of the earth to protect my secret identity from your boss, and even though you risked your life to save mine last week, and even though I’m the one person who was able to make you realize that you are a good person, because you love me, and even though the one person in the world that you hate because he’s constantly undermining you and making you look the fool is Robin Hood, guess what? I’M GOING TO MARRY ROBIN HOOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Guy:*stabs* Me:*cries forever and ever and ever*
And that, my friends, is how Christmas of 2007 was ruined and how I will never learn to completely trust any TV show ever again. THE PAIN IS STILL SO REAL.